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| Stop yelling at objects, start yelling at the person who uses the object wrongfully. Freakin gun laws. |
Hello and welcome to rhaver.com. We are working as little as possible to bring you a page you care nothing about. I wanted a page, I think I've gotten to know how HTML works, but will admit that it is somewhat of a pain in the...let's move on. The important thing is that your here, and I'll stop wasting your time. Well, unlike most people, I work at night. I probably should avoid saying the name of the company, but they like to treat their workers with little respect. More importantly the pay is horrible. So anyway...during the day I have free time since my friends all work during the day. One might ask how I fill my time...well I'll tell you...I just bought the Pacman arcade game. Shoud be pretty fun, Though we are going to have trouble finding room in the living room for it. I guess I'll have to start saving my quarters, or maybe I can just use the keys. If you frequent this page you'll know that I can't stand snow or cold,. so I need to find ways to hold up indoors all winter long Anyway, my top political advisor will soon begin a strategy for some sort of position, probably a mayor strategy since we just missed what would have been a winning race had he not been preoccupied (He was drinking too much Guinness). I hate the bastards who say "you should get someone else for the job" Damn! I keep telling them it's only a hobby, we can catch it next time. I'm 24 now so I guess I have to wait to run for president. I'm strong on many issues, such as, I won't stand for people NOT testing products on animals, I can sleep better at night knowing that my toothpaste isn't eating through my scull. Secondly, I believe we need to remember that we live in a free country so I would like to lead the movement on banishing the laws stating we need to wear seatbelts, helmets, or waiting over 6 weeks to get your handgun permit...pure nonsense. Trust me, its the right thing to do. I wear a seatbelt but that's because I want to. If others don't wear seatbelts, its not our concern. It doesn't really effect you. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Who gets the blame for how messed up our world is? Well, it's the liberals. How else can you explain our all these sissy little laws. Its just another freedom they are taking away. I have a message for them: STOP TRYING TO RUN MY FREAKIN LIFE, I ONLY LIVE ONCE (as far as I know), I PROMISE I WONT HURT OR EFFECT ANYONE IN ANY WAY, BUT DAMMIT IF I WANT A CIGARETTE I DON'T WANT TO PAY $100 A PACK LIKE YOU WANT. They think they are doing us a favor by raising the cigarette tax, discouraging us to smoke. All they are doing is pissing us off. So what does a law abiding, WORKING, responsible (for myself), American do? Well the answer lies in handguns. Piss us off again, and we won't be there for you when the rest of the world decides that it is tired of America running everything and wages war. Think about that, you'll be upsetting the only people who will be able to defend the country if the army is defeated...how important will my cigarettes be on that day to you? It could one day be the case. Look at Texas, they are ready, but most importantly they currently have a much lower crime rate then most states. Why? Everyone has a goddamn gun, and nobody wants any trouble. I live in New Jersey where it takes "six weeks" to get a permit, if you can even get one. By the time Barney Fife gets around to it, it's actually about 7 months, and we all know how crime rate is in New Jersey. Apparently the only people with easy access to weapons in New Jersey are the ex-convicts and other undesirables. They just need to leave things alone so we can enjoy our life while we are here or what's the point. There is enough crime in the world that we don't need to worry if salt will be classified as a drug tomorrow. They have taken away everything that is right and true in what our ancestors hacked up the British for. So it wasn't actually hacking that occurred but it's much more vivid in the mind isn't it? "I got your tea tax right here, you green toothed cat shagger"! | The heart of the matter | |||||||||||||||||||
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| My name? Bob | I hate the winter, liberals, religious organizations, and pretty much everything else that is annoying. If you need to be yelled at, just give me YOUR view on subjects covered on this page or otherwise and I'll get right on the numerous ways of which to approach your wrongness. Or I will congratulate you in a return email if you have some kind of common sense. Really! I will also take some time to research any dilemma that you have. Anything from the right beer to drink to how much you really suck. I could also approach any questions you have about a relationship, I've got numerous theories. I've got some really good friends to start the process, and for those of you who have already tried my logical studies, feel free to do it again. Lots of thanks to my friends: Todd(my chief political advisor), Kristi(chief problem coordinator), Steve L.(west coast relations manager), Jackie(inner city study department), Crissy(public appearance coordinator), Steve F.(miscellaneous arts), Mike(chief art consultant), Ariel(photography consultant), John(head of research and development), and Stephanie(chief financial manager). These names are in no particular order. My problem solving is a free service from my brain to whatever you use. Most of us are out of New Jersey and California, and a few spots in between. Anyway...I do change this page irregularly so if you don't want to bookmark it just go to www.rhaver.com. I'm sure you can remember it. If not, let's just say it works out for my best interest. (*Whatever doesn't make sense on this page could be due to the fact that when I do update this page I spend only a few minutes and typically don't bother proofreading.*) | |||||||||||||||||||
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